Got a 40 carot rock, and 40 hoes on every block

Gots to carry lots of cash to bail out da hoes

Whats the good wag my brotha'

Feelin fine like cherry wine...

All the bitches think im pretty, got my face at circuit city

Pimpbot 5000 action figure commercial

No fool i'll cut you

Mess with any of my hoes and i'll cut you

Pimpbot threatening Bob Dole

Here are the keys to my El-do-rod-o

Yo Conan, Andy..whats the good word my brotha'

My hardware is state of the art

Conan..I am a pimp

Conan introducing Pimpbot 5000

Pimpbot's favor to Conan

Later white bread

I now know the Lord is the true MackDaddy

It is a must for children of all ages

My maim man

It is a pimpin' paradise

I am a pimpbot...it is within my program to turn out the hoes

What'd you say to me

Conan: I bet your rakin in the dough Pimpbot: Sho' 'nuff

Dont be a square

Suck-er

Ive got a nose full of candy and an ass made by tandy

My hoes give me tuneups, they polish my bolts and tighten my nuts

Conan:Whathave you been up too Pimpbot: You know, same ol' thing...polishing my caddy, duckin' the police

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